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  • Fortune Teller By Steven Briggs

    Fortune Teller By Steven Briggs

    I catch a view of a woman walking by the pool. Her over-grown, cellulite-filled mom ass is jiggling like a bag of potato salad as she moves towards me. She stops moving and I count to three Mississippi before the bag of potato salad she is dragging behind her slowly catches up with the rest of her body. This is Cassandra, my mom’s fortuneteller. Now, you would think that after years of going to one of these fortune tellers, my […]

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  • The Saga Of Jack Shit By Nick Johnson

    The Saga Of Jack Shit By Nick Johnson

      So, I have a habit of making people angry with me because i don’t really take anything they say seriously. I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day, and i don’t really remember what we were talking about, but the conversation started to get a little heated. And finally he said, “Dude, you don’t know Jack shit!” I was a little taken back because the way he said it, in my head he made sound like […]

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  • Girlfriends VS Dogs By Adam Waddle

    Girlfriends VS Dogs By Adam Waddle

    So my girlfriend asked me one day why I say,”I love you” to my dog more than her. I thought about it for a second, and I came to the conclusion that I said it more to my dog because she was always happy to see me no matter what.

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  • The Genius Of MTV’s The Jersey Shore By Adam Waddle

    The Genius Of MTV’s The Jersey Shore By Adam Waddle

    That’s right, I said the genius of MTV’s the ‘Jersey Shore’. I must say I despise the whole culture, and overall stupidity of the cast members on this show. That being said, for some reason if I sit down and it is on…I will watch it. I started to think that I had contracted a horrible disease, or that my latest snowboarding crash had scrambled my brains. I even consulted a physician to make sure everything was fine, and to […]

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  • Special Mothers Day Moment By Adam Waddle

    Special Mothers Day Moment By Adam Waddle

    On mothers day I was messing around with my mom, which I tend to do from time to time, and this is the exact exchange of words that we had-

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